Urban Word of the Day

Party for profit

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

When a person goes out to an event or club to pursue wealthy people, and/or get free drinks and food.

Tonight I am going to party for profit, my rent is due!

requestion

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

requesting something indirectly by way of a question
note: this is distinguished from a regular question because the answer is usually obvious

"are those peanut m&m's?" (requestion)
"yes, would you like some?"
"yeah"

imaginary bluetooth

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.

Shower Tissue

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"

tinnies

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Australian, n , cans; tins of beer.

Hundereds of empty tinnies littered the floor of my house.

Shoplift the Pooty

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

goat rope

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.

These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.