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On Companionship

On Companionship

Love is giving someone the power to hurt you terribly.

...and hoping they don't.

And we never trust anyone as easily as we did the first time.

On Impulse Purchases

On Impulse Purchases

Malakym: Alright, after four years offline, I'm finally back! 'SUP, TAO?
Funnyginman: Awesome, welcome back, Mal.
Tao: WORD!
Malakym: It's been a while, so I imagine a lot has changed with the game.
Malakym: Do I still lose hours worth of experience for dying?
Funnyginman: Yep.
Malakym: Is leveling still a mind numbing treadmill of endless grinding?
Funnyginman: Indeed.
Malakym: What about parties? Is the game still torturingly difficult to solo, forcing players to wait in town for almost six hours trying to find a party that will probably disband after one monster kill?
Funnyginman: Pretty much.
Malakym: Why the hell did I start playing this game again?

Funnyginman: You're a sucker for good texture art?
Malakym: ...Right... If anyone needs me, I'll be stabbing rabbits for the next thirty hours.
Tao: WORD!
Malakym: Oh, shut it, Tao.

On DPS

On DPS

[[Cherabim kills a Blood Elf]]
Alequaffer: I thought rogues do it from behind?

[[Cherabim pauses and looks at her claws]]

[[Alequaffer shakes head]]
Cherabim: No, I fist

On Morning Commutes

On Morning Commutes

[A man in a suit walks hurriedly through a bustling airport, carrying a briefcase in one hand and grasping the strap of a messenger bag that he has over his shoulder]
Narrator: This is Bill.
He's late for his flight.

[Police armed and with riot gear surround an ordinary-looking rolling suitcase that has the handle pulled up. A drug-sniffing dog approaches the bag]

Narrator: This is Bill's bag.
He forgot it on the train.

[Ian on a different train, heading for the station where the hurried man left his suitcase. Ian is asleep in his seat and leaning up against the window.]

Narrator: This is Ian, 6 miles down the line.
He doesn't know it yet, but he just got screwed by Bill.

On alien death machines

On alien death machines

[[ Ian looks at a bug on the window. ]]
Ian: Holy Hell!
Ian: Matt, come kill this wasp!

[[ From window ]]
Matt: Thats a blue mud dauber. They only sting black widow spiders.

[[ Ian looks angrily at the bug]]
Ian; Very well, then. You shall have your alliance.
Ian; For as long as those things can last.

{{ On alien death machines }}

On Daddy Take Downs

On Daddy Take Downs

[[ A panel with a camera and a gun turret. ]]
Matt; I start them off to a hacked camera
Matt; ...or an RPG turret if i can swing it.

[[ A panel with electrified trap wires and oxygen tanks. ]]
Matt: From there is a straight charge down a hallway of electrified trap bolts
Matt: ...ending with a proximity mine in a pile of oxygen canisters.

[[ Matt and Ian standing next a slain Big Daddy with a shotgun. ]]
Matt; So put some effort into it.
Ian: But, I like my shotgun.
Ian: It has lightning bullets.

On Corruption

On Corruption

[[Risu stands around in City of Villains]]

[[Risu burst into flame under the effects of a Fire Shield]]

[[Point of view pans over to Stonewall Riots character]]
Risu: Did you just make me flaming??
Stonewall Riots: I am a corruptor class villain after all.

On DPS

On DPS

[[ Cherabim kills a blood elf. Alequaffer watching ]]
Alequaffer; Don't rogues do it from behind?

[[ Cherabim looks at her fist weapon ]]

[[ Cherabim points to the fist weapon ]]
Cherabim; No, I fist

{{ On DPS }}

On Science

On Science

[[A man is examining a small jellyfish]]
Man: Son, this is the Irukandji jellyfish.
I suspect it's sting causes the most excruciating pain known to man, which lasts for hours.

[[Zoomed out, the man in a labcoat looks to a boy playing on the ground]]
Man: But just to check, I'd like to rub it on both of us and see what happens.

[[From on the ground]]
Narrator: Dr. jack Barnes says:
Narrator: Science is not for pussies!

On authentic Chinese food

On authentic Chinese food

Matt: No.
Matt: I... I can't do this.
Matt: This is an organ.