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10:00am, 6th July 2009: Movie Not Nearly As Awful As Hoped
9:02am, 6th July 2009: Nation About Due For Big Cult Suicide
9:30am, 6th July 2009: Karl Malden Dead
1:35am, 6th July 2009: Heroic Pickles Holding Lid Shut From Inside
10:02pm, 5th July 2009: Can't Go Wrong With A Cheeseburger, Area Man Reports
8:00pm, 5th July 2009: [audio] Pacifist Rooster Is Torn Apart In Cockfight
5:40pm, 5th July 2009: What The Hell Did We Drink Last Night
4:06pm, 5th July 2009: Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment
4:15pm, 5th July 2009: The Fast-Food Lawsuit
4:26pm, 5th July 2009: Enchilada Premonition Comes To Pass
3:03pm, 5th July 2009: George Foreman Grill Retires To Promote Own Grill
12:55pm, 5th July 2009: Nation Fills Up On Bread
1:05pm, 5th July 2009: Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
1:16pm, 5th July 2009: Naughty Baker's Diminished Sex Drive Starting To Affect His Work
11:30am, 5th July 2009: Opinion: Snyder's Of Hanover Has Always Been In Pretzels For The Long Haul
10:28am, 5th July 2009: New Custard Could Cause Worldwide Flandemic
9:00am, 5th July 2009: Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food Options
9:30am, 5th July 2009: Diet Could Affect Gender
1:28am, 5th July 2009: Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender Hes Saving For Last
8:00pm, 4th July 2009: [audio] Eskimo Chef Works Magic With Blubber, Moss

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