Overheard in New York2008-09-07T19:01:06ZThe Voice of the Citytag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2Movable TypeCopyright (c) 2008, Overheard in New YorkThey Also Make the Cutest Earrings2008-09-07T19:01:06Z2008-09-07T19:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160892008-09-07T19:00:00ZJiu-Jitsu student #1: Have you seen my new gloves? Well, they are less of hit gloves and more being hit gloves.Jiu-Jitsu student #2: You put them on your face?--Jiu-Jitsu Dojo, Manhattan...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comJiu-Jitsu student #1: Have you seen my new gloves? Well, they are less of hit gloves and more being hit gloves. Jiu-Jitsu student #2: You put them on your face?
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Max Sometimes Awakens in the Wrong Body2008-09-07T17:01:06Z2008-09-07T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160882008-09-07T17:00:00ZDrunk guy outside window: Where am I? I know I'm in Brooklyn...Drunk girl: Yeah, we're in Brooklyn.Drunk guy: Yeah, but what borough is Brooklyn in?--Atlantic AvenueOverheard by: Jonah...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comDrunk guy outside window: Where am I? I know I'm in Brooklyn... Drunk girl: Yeah, we're in Brooklyn. Drunk guy: Yeah, but what borough is Brooklyn in?
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Just Spare Me the "Great Institution" Joke2008-09-07T15:01:05Z2008-09-07T15:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160872008-09-07T15:00:00ZCrazy man: Girl, you been married?Teenager girl: Yes.Crazy man: You divorced?Teenager girl: Yes.Crazy man: How many times you been married?(teenager girl holds out five fingers)Crazy man: Damn girl, I've only been married once and we're still together.--Time Square ShuttleOverheard by:...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comCrazy man: Girl, you been married? Teenager girl: Yes. Crazy man: You divorced? Teenager girl: Yes. Crazy man: How many times you been married? (teenager girl holds out five fingers) Crazy man: Damn girl, I've only been married once and we're still together.
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Manhattan: "Aww, Snaaap!"2008-09-07T13:01:06Z2008-09-07T13:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160862008-09-07T13:00:00ZConfused tourist: Excuse me, can you help us? We're trying to get to New York.New Yorker: You are in New York.Confused tourist: I'm sorry, I meant New York City.--Carroll Gardens, BrooklynOverheard by: Outraged Brooklynite...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comConfused tourist: Excuse me, can you help us? We're trying to get to New York. New Yorker: You are in New York. Confused tourist: I'm sorry, I meant New York City.
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Being Judgmental Does That to a Woman2008-09-07T11:01:06Z2008-09-07T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160852008-09-07T11:00:00ZJAP to friend: Why is it that I only get hit on by the creepy, ugly guys?Hobo: Um, have you looked in the mirror lately? Maybe it's 'cuz you ugly!--Outside The Met...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comJAP to friend: Why is it that I only get hit on by the creepy, ugly guys? Hobo: Um, have you looked in the mirror lately? Maybe it's 'cuz you ugly!
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But Hurry Up-- We're Late to Pick Up My Couture Halo2008-09-07T10:45:54Z2008-09-07T09:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160842008-09-07T09:00:00ZMan #1: Hey, gay angel!Man #2 (walking ahead of man #1): Did you just call me a gay angel?Man #1: Yeah.Man #2: That's why you are my best friend, asshole.--1st St & Ave AOverheard by: lila...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comMan #1: Hey, gay angel! Man #2 (walking ahead of man #1): Did you just call me a gay angel? Man #1: Yeah. Man #2: That's why you are my best friend, asshole.
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Raise Your Hand If You've Been Hit on By This Guy2008-09-07T10:46:56Z2008-09-07T07:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160832008-09-07T07:00:00ZBlack drunk hobo: Girl, lemme tell you something. I'm a Sagittarius and we funny as shit once we're sober. Can I ask you something? Are you Russian?Woman on subway: No.Black drunk hobo: You look Russian. I know all about them...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBlack drunk hobo: Girl, lemme tell you something. I'm a Sagittarius and we funny as shit once we're sober. Can I ask you something? Are you Russian? Woman on subway: No. Black drunk hobo: You look Russian. I know all about them Russians. Matter of fact, I have a book coming out later this year. It's called I Know Shit.
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Tension Fills the Air at Disney on Ice2008-09-07T10:46:57Z2008-09-07T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160822008-09-07T05:00:00ZDrunken idiot (in last row of Madison Square Garden): You don't understand, I have connections. One phone call and I'm right back in here...Security guard: I don't care if you wanna call President Bush. You can use my cell phone....Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comDrunken idiot (in last row of Madison Square Garden): You don't understand, I have connections. One phone call and I'm right back in here... Security guard: I don't care if you wanna call President Bush. You can use my cell phone. If the people in front of you complain again, you're history. Enjoy the show, try not to drink too much. Drunken idiot to girl who complained: Snitches get stitches!
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Rat: I'll Be With You Forever, Too2008-09-07T10:46:57Z2008-09-07T03:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160812008-09-07T03:00:00ZGuy #1: Wow, did you see that rat? Where did it come from?Guy #2: It came out of nowhere, just like my herpes.--Prince Street & 6th Ave...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGuy #1: Wow, did you see that rat? Where did it come from? Guy #2: It came out of nowhere, just like my herpes.
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And Our Family Business Is Prostitution2008-09-07T10:47:02Z2008-09-07T01:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160802008-09-07T01:00:00ZGirl #1: She's a stupid skanky whore!Girl #2: Yeah, but she's family.--Union Square...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGirl #1: She's a stupid skanky whore! Girl #2: Yeah, but she's family.
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Today I Swallowed Some of My Own Spit, So I'm Good2008-09-07T10:47:05Z2008-09-06T21:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160782008-09-06T21:00:00ZAnorexic #1: I didn't not eat for three days, I just didn't really...Anorexic #2: Eat?Anorexic #1: Yeah.--Columbus CircleOverheard by: the expeditor...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comAnorexic #1: I didn't not eat for three days, I just didn't really... Anorexic #2: Eat? Anorexic #1: Yeah.
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And That Time It Led to an Accident!2008-09-07T10:47:05Z2008-09-06T19:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160772008-09-06T19:00:00ZLady in car at full parking lot to man in car: Damnit, where we gonna park?Man, getting his keys: Don't worry, I'm going to pull out.Lady in car: Yeah, I've heard that before.--W Broadway &CanalOverheard by: Katers...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comLady in car at full parking lot to man in car: Damnit, where we gonna park? Man, getting his keys: Don't worry, I'm going to pull out. Lady in car: Yeah, I've heard that before.
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Kicking Your Ass?2008-09-07T10:47:05Z2008-09-06T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160762008-09-06T17:00:00ZIndignant woman in crowded elevator: You're standing on my foot!Man: What are feet for?--168th St Subway ElevatorOverheard by: AWAvatar...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comIndignant woman in crowded elevator: You're standing on my foot! Man: What are feet for?
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And I Do It Out Of Love2008-09-07T10:47:05Z2008-09-06T15:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2008://2.160752008-09-06T15:00:00ZBaby thug: Why do you yell at me so loud when you're angry?Mama thug: I never yell at you when I'm angry.Baby thug: But, mama, you always yell at me so loud when you're angry.Mama thug: Yeah, I do. It's...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBaby thug: Why do you yell at me so loud when you're angry? Mama thug: I never yell at you when I'm angry. Baby thug: But, mama, you always yell at me so loud when you're angry. Mama thug: Yeah, I do. It's because I'm so angry.