Overheard at College http://www.overheardatcollege.com The Campus Speaks Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:00:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 en He’s Like the Opposite of Toast http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2823 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2823#comments Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:00:37 +0000 michael CCA http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2823 Goth boy: Wanna see the King of Pop on a slice of toast?

California College of the Arts
 

Overheard by: crafty biotech

]]> http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?feed=rss2&p=2823 It Works At Any Girl’s School, Actually http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2822 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2822#comments Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:00:54 +0000 michael Mills http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2822 Chick: Every time I walk up behind a fat chick at Mills…I start singing in my head, “HEY BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A BAD BOY OUT OF ME. OH WON’T YOU TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT…FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND.”

Mills College

]]> http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?feed=rss2&p=2822 Maybe if You Hum a Few Bars http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2821 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2821#comments Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:00:00 +0000 michael Iona http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2821 Prof: Now we move on to Freud’s Oedipus complex. You all remember Shakespeare, right?

Iona College

]]> http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?feed=rss2&p=2821 They’re BETTER Than Okay http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2820 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2820#comments Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:00:15 +0000 michael Bard http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2820 Girl #1: I’m totally not drinking tonight or smoking.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: I’m sick and my lungs feel like I’m going to collapse.
Girl #3: Yeah, she’s snorting that vicodin instead.
Girl #1: Do you think it’ll be bad to do that?
Girl #2: I mean I don’t think snorting anything is good for you.
Girl #1: I know, I mean cocaine addicts snort coke when they are sick and they are okay.

Bard College

]]> http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?feed=rss2&p=2820 In AA They Do http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2819 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2819#comments Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:00:06 +0000 michael Northwestern http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2819 Girl on cell: Do you think it’s suspicious that I just bought five bottles of cranberry juice? People drink cranberry juice without vodka all the time…right?

Northwestern University
 

Overheard by: madn

]]> http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?feed=rss2&p=2819 Square Pegs Lives http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2818 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2818#comments Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:00:52 +0000 michael Scripps http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2818 Girl #1: What goes into 42? Does 8 go into 42?
Girl #2: 7?
Girl #1: How does 7 go into 42? Ugh! Does 9?

Scripps College

]]> http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?feed=rss2&p=2818 Even Harder to Stop http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2817 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2817#comments Sat, 24 May 2008 00:00:04 +0000 michael SCAD http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2817 Prof: It’s not easy to have sex with a male corpse.

Savannah College of Art and Design

]]> http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?feed=rss2&p=2817 You’re a Student, Not an Artist http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2816 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2816#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 20:00:47 +0000 michael Bard http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2816 Girl #1: You should just come back at night and rearrange the letters.
Girl #2: I’m an artist, not a hoodlum!

Bard College
 

Overheard by: vomit.in.my.mouth

]]> http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?feed=rss2&p=2816 Diaper Rash is a Bitch, Huh http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2815 http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2815#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 16:00:25 +0000 michael Vassar http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2815 Middle-aged man: But these kids are just out of their teens. They’re just about twenty years old right now.
Extremely old lady: I don’t care, they shouldn’t be living here. They should be at home taking care of their children.

Vassar College

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