baby kittens

dylan sent a message to chacha asking for info about me because i think i was buzzed and told him...

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:44:21 -0400

dylan sent a message to chacha asking for info about me because i think i was buzzed and told him to. anyway, all of the info they replied back with was from my tumblr!! thx internet stranger stalkers.

Good Questions: Should I Buy a Home Where a Murder Took Place?

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:53:26 -0400

Good Questions: Should I Buy a Home Where a Murder Took Place?

best day ever.

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:53:03 -0400

Today I got a falafel sandwich, an orange soda, sat in the park, and got hit on by a garbageman that I later found out was homeless and in a job placement program. He gave me his email address. It’s luv.

Then I came home and bought a sweet 2002 iBook G3 for like $200. I just wanted a cheap laptop for writing.

I’m so psyched. I think I’m going to start collecting old Macs. I still have this somewhere at home:

Actually, I am still using the orig keyboard right now :x

Wouldn’t that be so sweet to pimp out with like, current hardware and shit??

I may even still have this:

Those were the days. The shitty prehistoric days.

multicolr

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:34:37 -0400

multicolr

Things Caitlin Eats

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:13:58 -0400

Things Caitlin Eats: I don’t know why, but this blog is making me LOL. It’s written by someone (???) who lives with this Caitlin creature, who apparently eats cupfuls upon cupfuls of Lucky Charms. This is how I used to live.

i think i'm gunna write

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:31:28 -0400

a grown up book. like, a sweeping family drama. you know, until i go back to my sassy foul-mouthed teen girl book.

ALSO, I AM SOBER INDEFINITELY. WAHH.

silver stars7127 (6:23:42 PM): why did you let me date someone that looks like his head is really a...

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:08:09 -0400

silver stars7127 (6:23:42 PM): why did you let me date someone that looks like his head is really a kalamata olive?

best fanfiction eva

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:25:39 -0400

best fanfiction eva

IF THIS ISN’T YOUR FAVORITE SONG, I’M GOING TO...

Thu, 29 May 2008 22:19:17 -0400

IF THIS ISN’T YOUR FAVORITE SONG, I’M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU

AND THIS IS ALSO A BEAUTIFUL COMMERCIAL

IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

i can't wait for

Thu, 22 May 2008 20:44:45 -0400

slutty lindsay lohan plaid summer 2008. actually, i probably won’t be wearing pants at all.

YAY

Thu, 22 May 2008 17:44:46 -0400

i have comments now thx to disqus. it was easy, too (ERIKA. NOW YOU HAVE NO MORE EXCUSES. GET OVER HERE.)

OK TRY IT OUT AND MAKE SURE IT WORKS RIGHT YAY

NO BACKTALKING AND NO SASS, OR I’LL KILL YOU

JESUS CHRIST

Thu, 22 May 2008 17:30:56 -0400

JESUS JESUS CHRIST

misogyny i won't miss

Sat, 17 May 2008 22:37:08 -0400

misogyny i won't miss

WOW

Wed, 14 May 2008 20:50:38 -0400

i really got built to spill and the spill canvas mixed up real bad for awhile. i was like, WOW THAT BAND GOT POPPY. DIDN’T ALL OF THE INDIE KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL WEAR THEIR BAND T-SHIRT? i was wrong.

things that are awesome

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:25:11 -0400

my boyfriend wearing my size 30 express skinny jeans

sparks + the golden compass. it makes me SOO ANGRYYYY. AND CONFUSED.

my party is on friday! i’m probably gunna get drunk, try to fight you in my backyard, and then we will end up singing hannah montana karaoke. IT’LL BE AWESOME.

MY SPECIAL DAY

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:15:09 -0400

YAY

neigh

Wed, 07 May 2008 21:57:00 -0400

trace cyrus probably has the worlds worst horseface. i can’t believe something like that ever came out of billy ray’s beautiful man vagina. i do, however, enjoy that his band seems to be entirely made up of siblings of hannah montana castmembers.

attn tanya, erika

Tue, 06 May 2008 23:07:23 -0400

disney is gunna start filming a 3-d jonas brothers concert movie.

CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULES. THIS TIME I’M GUNNA PRE-ORDER TICKETS.

weird things

Fri, 02 May 2008 23:07:07 -0400

ok so, sometimes when my hair gets really gunky from built-up conditioner and stuff, i do a vinegar rinse. i ALWAYS manage to get it in my eyes, and vinegar in the eyes is like… vinegar in the eyes. BUT, oh god, it makes my hair so clean and light and wonderful. there is no point to this post, i just really wanted to mention how nice my hair feels right now.

GUYZ, I AM SOOO EXCITED FOR CAMP ROCK. THIS IS ALREADY MY FAVE...

Thu, 01 May 2008 16:41:16 -0400

GUYZ, I AM SOOO EXCITED FOR CAMP ROCK. THIS IS ALREADY MY FAVE SONG EVSSS. I STILL LOVE MY SLUTTY LITTLE MILEY, BUT GODDAMN DEMI LOVATO’S VOICE MAKES ME NEVER WANT TO SEE TOMORROW. OH AND LEIK JOE JONAS TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF!!11~~