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Moonlight Sonata, Coda

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:24:44 GMT

As I'm sure you all remember from Parts I, II, III, and IV Sleezer & Co. pulled down the forums at MLL and went underground.

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Chancery Stone discovers Nora Roberts, guess what happens next!

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:27:36 GMT

I'm going to rip this straight from wank_report because the Mouse summarized it perfectly:

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Good Old-Fashioned Fanboy Outrage

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:05:51 GMT

Moving this from ClairvoyantWank because of the ongoing fanboy rage.

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Ryan Lochte Gave Me Chlamydia! TOTALLY TRUE!

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:39:40 GMT

Over on ontd_olympics, brand-spankin'-new user kristixkupcakes (journal now deleted) posts a tl;dr entry (also now deleted) titled "MY SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH RYAN LOCHTE." Her long, sordid tale of a disappointing hookup with the US Olympic gold-medal swimmer includes the following highlights:

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Sleezer: World Domination Tour

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:49:02 GMT

PART IV: ATTACK OF THE 404 ERROR

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The Saga of Leeser Continues!

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:24:13 GMT

Because this wank keeps getting wackier and weirder, we've moved on to post #3.

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Oh, Mai! More Avatar wank!

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:14:29 GMT

akapiratequeen makes a post to avatar_fans regarding her dislike of Zuko/Mai.

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Acknowledge my C+P skillz!

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:14:25 GMT

Thank you to the good people at wank_report for this small but delightful Supernatural wank.

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Oh the thick plottins!

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:12:47 GMT

Previously, on Moonlight: Busgate 2008:

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The Claymates learn that Clay Aiken is gay...

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:05:04 GMT

...And all sorts of wank breaks loose!

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Strap on you tinhats 'cause the creator's BETRAYED US!!1!1!!!

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:44:48 GMT

From past Avatar, The Last Airbender wanks I'm sure people are familiar with Zutara the ship term for the characters Zuko, angsty teen villain turned hero of the show, and Katara, main female heroine of the series. It has had a very vocal fan following even when the creators began dropping anvil sized hints that the ship was not going to happen. But like stalwart tinhats before them they never gave up that Zutara was the one true pairing even if the creators did not know it.

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JKR does something, it creates wank. In other news...

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 14:36:17 GMT

As most of you (in fandom, and some who aren't) probably know already, JKR gave £1 Million to the Labour party.

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Faking Fakers That Fake

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:35:01 GMT

The latest episode of Cheap Ass Gamer's CAGcast podcast featured a segment where host Cheapy D railed about all the rumors originating on video game forums that make their way to gaming blogs as legitimate news (this starts around the 50:48 mark if you want to listen for yourself - thanks to cloudandtidus on LJ for the info). He complains that since online game journalists are paid by the post and typically have a quota, they have an incentive to post rumors, no matter how dubious the source. Then co-host Wombat makes the following proposal (transcribed as best I could):

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Girl Gamers Mini-Wank

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:18:15 GMT

trevelyanl85a2 posts in Girl Gamers that he is mad because he tried friending people on Xbox Live and they didn't give him enough play time.

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CWRPS Tinhats v. Miss Special Snowflake 2008 (and sock!)

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:47:53 GMT

Have you ever said, "If I see that meme one more time, someone's gonna get hurt?"

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A different flavor of vampire wank

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:03:40 GMT

What follows is an account written by swsa, a friend without a JF account, and it is such a classic take-the-money-and-run story that I present it to you unaltered (well, okay, I threw in some links).

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Dude, at least be honest about it.

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:21:46 GMT

Arisama is looking for writers to help him with his new roleplaying forum "Hot Wet Planet", and takes his description over to rpg.net.

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Spore Spawns Wank

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:49:23 GMT

So after, what, two years of waiting, Spore is finally out. A trillian billion copies shipped to a trillion billion eagerly waiting fans.

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Adult Swim Hates Anime

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:52:31 GMT

C&P from a Mousy on wank_report.

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Lexicongate is over... for certain values of "over"

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:25:54 GMT

Breaking: Judge rules for Rowling in 'Lexicon' book case.

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Small KAT-TUN wank or You Killed Kame, You Bastards!

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:33:35 GMT

Another wank found on wank_report. A bit mild but it has fangirls full of rage.

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Run for your life, Russell Brand! The Twilighers are after you!

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:58:21 GMT

Compiled from

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Who's Missing the Torchwood Wank?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:21:54 GMT

Here's a recent addition to Torchwood wankage, brought to you by a kind anonymouse who submitted it to wank_report, only this time with the added bonus of plagiarism on behalf of the unofficial torchwood guide author.

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:29:51 GMT

Hello, wankahs! It is the most holy of days, my birthday.

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FFRants strikes again

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:44:24 GMT

nemesishamartia posts yet another rant about gay guys who act like stereotypical women in slashfic. "Words" are given, offense is taken, snark is had. But alas, in the end the commenters were merely guinea pigs in nemesishamartia's social experiment:

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