Ace of Spades

SACKED AGAN

2008-05-04T17:15:00.000-07:00

.,holy fuzz button (clit-) got sasclked from Joesephine's after like eight weeks of shit goin wrel good. frnch place shoulda known they'd bew dicks. was busin a plata chartcuterei back and tooka abig bite outat asome pork chop and mgr jean pual givesm me the MERDE!!! an cuts my apron off with a a knife he grabsa from some prepo cook

man am i ever gonana be a CEO lookin' unlikelyt

fuckien salcked

2008-02-20T00:42:00.000-08:00

fucking vietname place gig was goni well smoked with the dudes out abakc durn breaks or wahtever frewe soup an gettin fat on noodle s

main dude Diet Guy (real name pronuced DEET GHEE( alway syellin at wife though an she's alawyas givin me the the ice eye scowel an i can tell that's hate whiteyspeak for GET LOST WHITEY

anwya was doin bang up job sculln and prep but today Die tguy puts a wadda cash in my chest pckoet an paacka smoke s which is my wif ehates you for GET LOST SORRY THOUGH

ben around this busioness long enuogh to get fired in every langauge)(^#
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*&(*@#^$ (*^#$ #((*(*####

LIVIN SACK STYLE

2007-11-13T13:03:00.000-08:00

fn owner ofvewr a t Olivios gavce mne my walkiong papers last nighut since he saaw me eation offa a plate I was clearn. i was like the fucking guy left a fn sausage the size 'a my arm you seroiuslyi thinkl I aoin't gonna eat that DICKEHAD? and he sias I got the resrt of the night off an dnot to show up otmorrow. that ain't code alnaguage i am sacked like john fn holmes

dude was famous for his sakc

among other things

BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

well thats a fick pissr

2007-09-25T22:07:00.000-07:00

fn manager at Corleone's gave me the saklc tonight cause I was eatin stuff off plates onn away back from busin the table. fn people shouldn't oredwe4r a staek if they'er not gonna finiash it. fudcking quaiil too an dpasta s lookin too good ot leanve alone like barely mot ven touched. fuckers and look how they live throw away food and go off in a fucking jaguruar, ill fucken eat it cause don't waastrew good shit like that on hte sculler anywaysa he'll eaet it an he nevaer getrs sacked assahoel

glases are rad

2007-08-14T21:25:00.000-07:00

nw glasses acdtauly fuck n alritht gotaskeds a qusation by soem chick toadya

shes' aall susse me sir can yoiu tell eme theh time

im' like ACE OF SPAEDES 1

fn she baceked off but whateaqvre thassa most headway i maidae w a chick inlike sixi yearas \

dpretty soone its like lyle will yo ohave my baby

no but good teo get some rewasapct

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH1!!!!!$5 6939%%%%%%% *((**(

got glases

2007-06-19T17:12:00.001-07:00

Man so fn in time for this fn wedding of beefs ai i hadda go and get some glases s and inm' gonna look like a ffuckling fjagfgffgt50987q2345

bettert not wear em

the good kinda glasses withi frames people can barely see cost like four hudhnred so i just went with thet plain sdbasics

i look like a afucking old cop

alright so whatev er

2007-03-19T20:52:00.000-07:00

nobodyas' jammin me on the shototin thing or whaever, no buggin so i'm outta lay in low

back to the grindf , pullin beans at this mexcan joint an doin some mronings at a garage doin tire shit. might needa get glasses fn costs like four hudnreewd bucks that shit gonna look like an idiot evwery second qbaotu alol of ti hs

wasd readin a book and it was blurry see

crap did i shoot the dude

2006-09-26T21:34:00.000-07:00

man fuckin a what they'er sayin' i shot the fucker i dn't just hit thim fuck i wasn't jst in a barfight just usual ai think shot a udde and i can't go askin arounsd causae what if no one lknows if was me

and I raoiase suspcion

its the worst sfeelin in theworld not to knwo if yuo shot a dude

dont' rememerb if I hit a guy

2006-08-18T00:29:00.000-07:00

don't know if i hit a guy or if i didn't hit em think i hit ijm works a d Spelco tire gotta thinkw heres the dude drink wheres the dudue gonan be gotat avoid him for a whwile almost a year

hwna fk'd that happne a WEEK?!

2006-06-28T17:36:00.000-07:00

dudes said i ws asleep for a fkn week. the rfuck/@! no shitto i was out fn around w/tod n shitters on weds jun 21 i rememebre. i hadda receipte for JD in my hand w/that date today when i wke up . fn teodor sayasits june 28?! whatna fuck happend for a fn week didn't nobody fn think to wake a guy up?!

i'm proily fired from whereever i was wrkn, nice fn treat to wake upto. good mronnign we fired your assa a week ago. LYLE. wt hte fuck dude u were pasd out for a week asshoel. a WEEK.

fn caved in

2006-05-10T22:21:00.000-07:00

watsa fuck sa guy like me doin with an ipod but shit man i bought one

aint' even got a fn computer prolby gonna trade it owt think I spent a hundo or so

whyna fuck'di buy an ipod

fn catchy commer cials stupdi shinny box

ey mahn hah pappies

2006-04-11T23:30:00.000-07:00

damn f'n todd got low got junkie julia down at our palce hadda get er out inna backyard before corny or ted ro onstads saw

fn todd dumbshit bring hta tshit around thefuck he'l hang around with anybody

hadda dumbwalk jla stupdi like six fn blocks over to th drop and get rid dont' want to get my assonthe street from that shit around stupid cockface todd. NO JUNKIEs asshoel

'sfer shit

2006-01-07T23:25:00.000-08:00

stood iinna night at Mulligans SPoorts pub up in rwc jus tline cook etc friend of mine

fuckin place is ofr shit got no system fucking kid runn aoround makin salad firin in no order total chaos everyone pissed of f

ran the joint up + go tcase of 'sfucking french chardonnday beats me gonna lay up w/todd fn bust on this sugar bitch juice for a aday see what happens

probaly we build a gazevbo with lace stairsbut fuck chardonaddy aint no wine gonna misuse me

sfuckin over

2005-12-22T03:29:00.000-08:00

viet cong fn mined the Hhhills drivin rang e Todsd outta coupla tires we aint' got no gig there no more f that

fn bird ataacekd my face today wtf hadda deal w a fn doctor upshot tho is he gave me a week vivarin i mean vicodin +1 fill cause I checked in unde rname of Carleton Lecreul a name I made uponna spot pretty good huh for onna spot

definitlye no dude w/a record every checked inw/ that name beofer

fn floatin' on V and champale of brs. just fn floatin and fn vie cong fight like a snake got to erespet that, was fn theier turf

golfball racket

2005-11-21T03:02:00.000-08:00

fuk so fukc we had a couple ogood woeek s gettin golf balsl

turns out hto ther's a syasmte a vietamese system they collect em every tueasday 3am you gotta fightem now thy got a vietnam dud ewatching the course at night a sentry

guess tey go on tuesdayas cause on mondya they steal recyclin outta peoples driveways and weds they're bus y maybe a ta job

might be thai hard to tell in 3am fights

fight like vietnamese tho

golf abals

2005-11-03T03:50:00.000-08:00

todd's van can fit 20 golf balsl in the back so we spent the nihgt with a flashlight scourin HHills for ranage balls and shiters brand nwe titlesetit duffers hitinto the crek

gonna sellm in old egg cartons 12 balls for $6 man we fn cam up with like 250 balls in 1 hr of searcin fat ass bank

also foudn tons of recyling aluminum cans down sisde of gully on 9th fairway
mfekrs unload payload before clubhosue so s not to look guilty

sfucking good wewekned

2005-10-19T00:27:00.000-07:00

played TURBO LOVEr abotu 100-200x and fn went out for batteries six tiemes pls jack and acokes from 7am on

Todd shot ths guy was fn with us

gta real bood weekend erorked out

2005-10-14T00:12:00.000-07:00

todd bisds ajck n cokes plus buincha d=cells for radio gonn play TURBO LOVER judas priest marathron or someting n yard star t7am or whatever gun it play sam song over and over

itwas the jellies

2005-10-07T20:25:00.000-07:00

yeah it was th hjellies makin my pis thi ck

stopped eatin em and rightawyaw piss got real normal despte nto drinkin much water

now new prollem tho 's my shitz are real small /green. fuckn hard to striek a balance around here i tell ya

gpt am n innle on the pisss

2005-09-28T00:26:00.000-07:00

piss was thick nto to do with water or whaterver drink n but w/ this fanc y imported french snack ite m I been leechin outta the kitchen last few mos

gelies or jellies r somethin they got pectin or omer some crap, makes liquidsthich

aka myh piss

solved maybe

piss been decent

2005-09-22T23:28:00.000-07:00

turns out i can take a day or 2 off from real regular on the wter still get good piss, separates into the watawer rela good and even. nxt time tho I get rope piss gonna try to psiss it on the ground see how it acts. does it do canned cranbery or jello thing etc. maybe not dink water for a few days see what hapens. .

begignnins of homemade piss science

b/w photo o fme in a suit w/hair combed flat

pissbeen good

2005-09-12T02:08:00.000-07:00

good stuff ben real clear and comin out real expected lik3e. blends inna water can't tell you how a relief simpleness of apiss just a miracle eatch timei i step inna the can at Romeo's or 7sails for a

sfuck new fucking drink

2005-08-26T23:47:00.000-07:00

sogotta lotta talent this one and gotta aname STOLEN ASS

i smynew dsrink

igreds
:
vodka about five secs pour from bottle at 45'degre res
gluga grand maniewr if you can steal a shot shit coast fucsini overprice
1 tsp tonic

drink that

piss's lookiong better

2005-08-13T04:20:00.000-07:00

smy fuckn piss got better, tooka lotta water in anit dissolved this hard piss i had inside me aparently or whateever and nw my piss mixsSSSES DAMMIT real nice w/regular toilet water.

alright gottaa go drnk some h20 can feel piss hardnenin' up

l8z fuckos

sufck's the matter with me

2005-07-25T11:29:00.000-07:00

manan i ogtta drink more water or somethign
took a piss this moring stuff fuking curlerd up like a yellow snake in bottom of toilet, din't sepoarate into water like usual
when i flushed it it uncurled j and shot down th43htoilet liike a snake
spooky prob more water is the answer.